Sunday, March 12, 2006

Justice Served

This has to be one of the best & worst day of my life. (im totally exaggerating btw) First of all, the best part was earlier in the day. Joy and I had to run a few errands, go to target, best buy, shoe pavillion, etc. Well we decided to go to this little plaza first to get something to eat. And of course, since it was saturday, it was packed! We drove around the parking lot, looking for a spot to park, and then I saw this car pulling out. So i drove up to it, waited with my blinker on and everything. As soon as that car pulled out, some other random car just cuts me off and parks in the spot I was waiting for. I honked naturally, thinking "okay, this guy could not have purposely done this rude, unnecessary act. He must not have seen I was waiting" But sure enough, after I honked, he gives me the finger! And not the " great job" thumbs up finger! So I pull up alittle and just sit there, in astonishment with Joy on how this guy could be such a prick. And how HE gave US the finger when HE was the one that stole our spot. So he gets out of the car, looking a smug and smirking, we see he's in his 40s, which is even worse, he's a grown ass man, and the passenger comes out and its like his son, about 18yrs, also smiling. Which is even worse, cuz this guy is leading by example. And so, joy and sit there looking at them, I guess wondering for an explanation, just still in shock. Well instead of the man just ignoring us and leaving the situation be, which would have been better and not let the whole situation boil up. But he continued to rub it in our face, cursing at us, telling us to fuck off, go fuck yourself etc. So Joy just gives him the finger and we drive off.

During this time, while we're still trying to find a parking spot, joy and I talk about how stupid these guys were. We were saying we can go key his car, or if we were some other people, pull out a gun or whatnot. Joy then says these are the times she wishes she did have a gun so she can shoot that guy in the foot. We were both laughing but still upset about the whole situation. Then we joked some more about we should keep eggs in my car, in case of emergencies like these. Well anyhoo, we finally park our car, and as we are walking to the food court, I saw the 2 guys up ahead walking away and disappearing around the corner. So I said to joy, "lets go to starbucks."
We run in there, and joy suggestion was brilliant, a carmel frappicino with extra carmel and whip cream. We waited and waited for our drink to be ready. My adrenaline was pumping, my hands were shaking, and i couldnt stop giggling. After the longest 5 minutes ever, our drink was ready. I grabbed the drink, and we ran back to that guys car and I took off the top and first, smeared all the whip cream and carmel on the drivers side window. Then i took the rest and smeared and poured it all on the front windshield. I even left the cup and lid on his car! Joy was the lookout. And she did a fantastic job. Afterwards, we both felt so pleased and content, like justice was served for all the people who had this situation happen to them, and didnt/couldnt do anythign about it. Hopefully this guy will think twice before he acts like an ass, cuz far worse things could have happened to him, or his son, or his car.

Well that was my best day, and for the worst day of my life, well that was later that night. We went to go see the movie Ultraviolet.......OMG, had to have been the worst movie I have EVER seen, and that is NO exageration.

The End :)

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